Epic Peach

"Thank you for being so oblivious, Mario. Now, the Kingdom is-AHEGHFT4HRGTHUKI" - Epic Peach moments before being brutally murdered by Epic Bowser in Epic Mario Bros: Poop Edition.Epic Peach was the Love Interest of Epic Mario in Epic Mario Bros, Epic Mario Bros: Poop Edition, and Epic Mario 60. She appears in the ending of the first two games, and appears as a main character in the third.

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Epic Peach is the leader of the Strange Mushrooms Kingdom. She is the decedent of the extreme racist Epic Princess Toadstool. She did not believe in her mother's law to ban all non toad creatures, and began her plan to remove the law in Epic Mario Bros: Poop Edition. First, she knew Epic Mario would be a problem in the process, so she sent him and his brother out on a pointless mission to defeat Epic Bowser. She then killed Epic Toadsworth in his sleep, who would have shut down the removal. In the ending, Epic Peach congratulates Epic Mario for his duties, and then reveals she already got her way. When suddenly, Epic Bowser shows up, electrocuting Epic Peach into nothing but ashes.

you...took that seriously, okay uh trivia??

 * Epic Peach's parasol has a sharp end to it.
 * Epic Peach can float using her dress.
 * Epic Peach appears to be the smartest character in the entire series, but also the weakest. The second weakest character is Epic Toad, and the second smartest character is Epic Luigi.
 * In a cutscene in Epic Mario 60, it is revealed Epic Dazey is just a shadow clone of Epic Peach.