Epic Mario Bros

''"I don't think this games ever going to be finished." -Head Crow, maker of the game''

Epic Mario Bros. is the first Epic Mario game in the series, announced during the 11.25 Epic Goomba Direct. It takes place before all of the games, including the spinoffs.

Summary
Epic Mario Bros. follows the story of a distressed Strange Mushroom Kingdom. Epic Princess Toadstool takes drastic measures to defeat the "evil" Koopiss empire, so she uses witchcraft to summon Epic Mario. She offers him souls of the epic toads to defeat the Koopiss empire. Epic Mario complies, and goes to find Epic Bingsto, who was the leader of the Koopas at the time.

Ending
Epic Mario enters the Epic Koopiss Castle. After dodging Epic Thwomps and other machines and enemies, he reaches the throne room. Epic Bingsto and Epic Mario have one final duel, which ends with Epic Mario violently knocking him into the lava, incinerating his entire body. He returns to the Princess, who properly locks him in a cage until he is needed again. Meanwhile, the Koopiss empire continues, as Epic Mario was too late. Epic Funy Lady already gave birth to Epic Jastinglo. This cycle repeats until Epic Bowser and Epic Peach are born.